I was wondering...
And this is no more logical than what I thought they might think... excellent satire.
To the guy two below me, Obama's birth certificate has been posted online, if you really don't believe he was born in hawaii, just like every other reliable source says, then you can look at that, too. Glad to hear your fraternity hasn't converted you beyond all hope yet.
Oh, and the watermelon/voodo man was amazing.